Pitbull did it

[bedsitter23]

Flight 370?

Well, as a child of the 70s, I was raised with the Bermuda Triangle, but a missing airplane in 2014 seems hard to believe.

This may be old news to most, but the conspiracy theorists are out in force.

The usual suspects are there.

Aliens

Time Travel

Obama

Terrorists

Cloaking technology

Courtney Love (?)

But my favorite has to be the popular theory that Pitbull was connected.

Pitbull  and Shakira predicted (or…knew!?) that this would happen, and even sang about it in 2012 hit single “Get It Started.”

Speaking of the Illuminati, those dedicated to exposing the top-secret society's existence have taken to YouTube to explain the link between the missing plane and Pitbull's lyrics.

“Now it's off to Malaysia,” Pitbull sings at one point in the song. “Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day.”

To the untrained eye, the lyrics may just be a simple coincidence. Thankfully, anonymous internet commenters have identified that the “two passports” is a reference to the stolen passports the two Iranians used to board the plane, while “three cities” refer to the capital cities of Malaysia, China and Vietnam, and the two countries are Malaysia and Vietnam.

Clearly.



I don't see how Pitbull stands to gain by predicting this.  It's one thing to say Tupac was telling everyone he planned on faking his own death, but I am unsure what Mr 305 stands to gain here.

I know what you want me to say, but I don't really have strong feelings on Pitbull.  You get what you get with him, and he has a few rhymes and a few songs I like.   You could certainly do worse.

In fact, he has taken over from Ludacris and Lil Jon as the go-to rapper if you want to have a #1 hit. 

I mean it seems like he's everywhere.

he's not a conventionally good looking guy either; but sure enough he's everywhere.  he's the face of Bud Light, Fiat, and Dr Pepper,  The face of Wal-Mart, too (Exile Pitbull is kind of funny, you have to admit). 

Kesha, Usher, Enrique Inglesias, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, Chris Brown, Marc Anthony, Shakira, Ne-Yo, T-Pain- I mean literally it is like he's everywhere.  I mean who has that kind of power and influence?  I mean it's almost like he's part of the Illuminati or something?

WAIT!?!?!??!?