Jokes and jokes and jokes

[bedsitter23]

It was Beggar's Night last night.

Beggar's night is a Des Moines thing (mostly, I guess). It's history was that 'Trick or Treat' ended up with youths soaping windows; so in the 30s, it was thought (to clean things up), they would make it 'Tricks for Treats' and kids would tell jokes in exchange for candy.

I saw a lot of the classics, as well as one Charlie Sheen, two Wolverines, and a Troy Polamalu.

It seems like Buzz Lightyear was popular. As were pirates, cheerleaders, and the Scream mask.

You probably know all the jokes, but here goes.

The most popular joke was : Knock Knock. Who's There. Boo. Boo Who? You don't have to cry about it.

I heard it more than once.

Also:

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in an accident?

He's all right now

(This one was from a kid. I wonder if he got it).

Why can't the male ghost have kids?

He has a Hallow (hollow) Weenie


There were two Lady Gaga jokes (from older kids).

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Pokerface.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

Raw. Raw. Raw.