Jul. 2nd, 2012

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We stayed at the Valentin Imperial Maya resort.

No matter what I may say in upcoming blog posts, I should make it clear that it was an amazing experience.

Every night, there was a special show as one would expect in such situations.

I took pictures, but because of the lighting and motion, I may go light with what I post.

There were two impersonation shows- neither one we saw. They were Michael Jackson and Madonna. I suppose that those would be the two celebrities you would pick. Elvis (or the Beatles, I suppose) would seem an obvious choice, but really would fill out of place in a "Caribbean" theme. Lady Gaga would probably be too redundant, and any other choices that might spring to mind (say, Freddie Mercury) might be too obscure.

There was a Caribbean show, which was fun (found footage off the YouTubes is here). There was a Vegas-style "International" show which wasn't really my thing. it was a mixture of ballet, show tunes, and other dance. It reminded me too much of what was popular in the 70s when I was growing up (including women in silver gowns dancing to John Williams's Star Wars theme). I did like the ballet, and I admit there was a lot of talent to be had.

However, it really isn't my bag, though Mrs Bedsitter adored it. My favorite number was a Brechtian version of the Police's "Roxanne", which sounds like what the song would sound like if Sting hung out with Kurt Weill instead of Stuart Copeland. (A quick google search reveals that it is the Moulin Rouge film version of the song.  I should have guessed.).

There was a fire show which was interesting, though it really played up to a goth-ish or dark wave sensibility. It had the feel of some historical lore, but the proto-industrial music sort of put it over the top. More Chris Angel than Chris Columbus. More mid-90s Chicago than 15th Century Mexico.

This is from a different resort, but this person's video does a good job of capturing what the Fire Show was right. Sure, it makes it feel like the worst thing Cortes could ever have done to the Mayan people was to take their Wax Trax albums. Still, it's pretty freaking amazing, stuff.

My favorite of the nights was the Mayan night which featured what would have been more closer to what a traditional Mayan ritual would look like. The actors really got into their roles, scaring the audience, etc.,.. In that it was kind of like say, professional wrestling. Still, overplaying for effect is something that people playing out ceremonial roles just do, and they do that regardless if it is 2012 in a WWE ring or 10th Century Yucatan Peninsula.

Again, this found internet footage (not mine) taken at a different resort in the area, but should give you some idea.



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The oddest part for me about the Resort was the music played in the square.  There, of course was music piped everywhere, but the plaza nightly music was one thing- Caribbean-sounding covers of American hits.

Okay, I didn't expect much, but I at least expected music from a cross-over artist.  Marc Anthony? Jon Secada? Gloria Estefan? Ricky Martin? Esquivel? Os Mutantes? Tino?  C'mon, something. 

No, it was a heavy diet of Rolling Stones, U2, and Pink Floyd songs done in lounge exotica style.

There of course, in the restaurants, the expected muzak diet of "Dust in the Wind" or "Piano Man" or whatever.

Also, I expect the house band to be heavy on the Eagles and Skynyrd (and sure enough, it was).

Still, for the music on the thoroughfare- the soundtrack to buying Mexican wrestling masks and bootleg Harley Davidson t-shirts- I was hoping for something slightly more authenic.

Now, granted, maybe that is what American tourists want.  Maybe they want their foreign experience to be as much like their everyday world with only the slightest change that they can stand.

Still, after listening to a chanteuse croon "Comfortably Numb" and "Miss Sarajevo" on MP3, it sorta wasn't what I wanted.

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Deffrog posted this classic WWF picture circa Wrestlemania 1 which features a motley crew of Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Muhammad Ali, and Liberace.  This was just the beginning, but there's no better heir to PT Barnum's throne than Vincent K McMahon, Jr.

Trump, Pete Rose, Shaq - Vince is able to bring them all in.

It does serve to remind me that I was going to post this picture from Floyd Mayweather's last fight.

"Money May" is the biggest self-hype machine this side of Vince.

You just knew that things were going to big when Floyd said he could have Obama carry his belt to the ring.

Obama didn't, but it made Floyd once again, the guy who captures headlines by being the biggest mouth around (As you might guess, Vince and Floyd have joined forces in the past, Floyd ko'd the Big Show at Wrestlemania 25).

For his May 6 fight against Miguel Cotto, Floyd did give barry the night off, but he was walked to the ring by -get this- wrestler Triple H, 50 cent and Justin Bieber.



Floyd's headed to jail for a few months and he's getting older (35), but long may his egomania reign!

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