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This post is inspired by adam_0oo's picture on his blog.
Jeff Boss is my new favoritest candidate evar, and apparently these signs can be found all over New Jersey.
Boss is as you can plainly see, running for president, and also about to get killed. His website says so in bold, italic capital letters.
Boss saw the highest ranking NSA agent talking with the hijackers to plan 9/11. While this is a fascinating piece of info, I am lost at the correlation to how it means Boss is best suited to run the country (Otherwise, Tourist guy would be in the White House).
Campaigning is expensive and time-consuming, so it should be noted that Boss is also running for Congress and Governor of New Jersey simultaneously.
It should be noted that Boss makes a big deal that this is the second time he's running for President. While many of you would miss the significance of this, Mitt Romney is likely on his way to the GOP nomination and he is running for the second time.
However, that second time thing could be his downfall. Boss ran in 2008 on the "I'm going to be killed" platform then, and the act may get old if he shows up in 2016.
I am not against this campaign there per se. While it would probably not change much in the rhetoric of Bachmann or Paul, it might give a kick in the pants to the Santorum campaign, or make newt more accessible.
Boss has reached out to Obama for help, which makes it doubly odd that he is running as a Democrat. Running against Obama and trying to take his job seems to be one thing to piss him off and have him not help you. At the very least, he should be running as a Republican, in hopes to throw the General Election to Barack in a Fingerpoke of Doom- style scenario.
Knowing what Boss knows is just as bad for you, and it will soon be curtains for this intrepid blogger. There is one way out, and Boss explains it much like those chain-style posts on Youtube about being kissed at midnight. You have to tell 50 people. The NSA cannot kill you if you have 50 people looking out after you.
Well, there's at last check, about 46 people subscribed, so we're screwed. Boss says the NSA will start by buying you off with a $20,000 gift card. It is hard to resist that, and it explains why the line was so long at Home Depot this afternoon (One guy in front buying a dozen $20,000 gift cards).
Of course, the biggest thing about being hunted down and killed is that it can certainly dampen your chances to get out and campaign. Poets have often said you should not live in fear (and this is my favorite part about Boss), and so Boss has gone ahead and opened a campaign office in Union City, NJ.
The NSA has bugged this office and (as oe would expect) trying to kill him there. That must do a number on getting to the people. Personally, I would not announce my appearances, and more than likely, probably wouldn't even go there at all.
Still, Boss wants to e available to his constituents which is why he is there 9am-10am on Monday through Friday (clearly not long enough for the NSA to kill him during that time).
I'm not going to disregard Boss completely, there's been a large voice that we need a new candidates, and potential candidates from New Jersey are hot right now. I just hope to at least get a $20,000 gift card from the whole thing.
Jeff Boss is my new favoritest candidate evar, and apparently these signs can be found all over New Jersey.
Boss is as you can plainly see, running for president, and also about to get killed. His website says so in bold, italic capital letters.
Boss saw the highest ranking NSA agent talking with the hijackers to plan 9/11. While this is a fascinating piece of info, I am lost at the correlation to how it means Boss is best suited to run the country (Otherwise, Tourist guy would be in the White House).
Campaigning is expensive and time-consuming, so it should be noted that Boss is also running for Congress and Governor of New Jersey simultaneously.
It should be noted that Boss makes a big deal that this is the second time he's running for President. While many of you would miss the significance of this, Mitt Romney is likely on his way to the GOP nomination and he is running for the second time.
However, that second time thing could be his downfall. Boss ran in 2008 on the "I'm going to be killed" platform then, and the act may get old if he shows up in 2016.
I am not against this campaign there per se. While it would probably not change much in the rhetoric of Bachmann or Paul, it might give a kick in the pants to the Santorum campaign, or make newt more accessible.
Boss has reached out to Obama for help, which makes it doubly odd that he is running as a Democrat. Running against Obama and trying to take his job seems to be one thing to piss him off and have him not help you. At the very least, he should be running as a Republican, in hopes to throw the General Election to Barack in a Fingerpoke of Doom- style scenario.
Knowing what Boss knows is just as bad for you, and it will soon be curtains for this intrepid blogger. There is one way out, and Boss explains it much like those chain-style posts on Youtube about being kissed at midnight. You have to tell 50 people. The NSA cannot kill you if you have 50 people looking out after you.
Well, there's at last check, about 46 people subscribed, so we're screwed. Boss says the NSA will start by buying you off with a $20,000 gift card. It is hard to resist that, and it explains why the line was so long at Home Depot this afternoon (One guy in front buying a dozen $20,000 gift cards).
Of course, the biggest thing about being hunted down and killed is that it can certainly dampen your chances to get out and campaign. Poets have often said you should not live in fear (and this is my favorite part about Boss), and so Boss has gone ahead and opened a campaign office in Union City, NJ.
The NSA has bugged this office and (as oe would expect) trying to kill him there. That must do a number on getting to the people. Personally, I would not announce my appearances, and more than likely, probably wouldn't even go there at all.
Still, Boss wants to e available to his constituents which is why he is there 9am-10am on Monday through Friday (clearly not long enough for the NSA to kill him during that time).
I'm not going to disregard Boss completely, there's been a large voice that we need a new candidates, and potential candidates from New Jersey are hot right now. I just hope to at least get a $20,000 gift card from the whole thing.
