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2018-08-29 06:54 pm

Iowa State Fair: The Food!

You know, I meant to write about the food at the 2017 Iowa State Fair. Guess, I will hit both years now.

44 Foods were introduced in 2017 and the winner was the Pork Almighty.




Pork almighty starts with of all things, a 32 ounce Soft Drink and ads a"lid" which is a bowl of twisty fries and pulled pork topped with queso sauce, Barbecue sauce, diced onions and green peppers and shredded cheese.

Which makes it about 4 pounds and 1800 calories.

Iowa takes pride in his State Fair. There are a few states that can compete for the title as the State Fair- Texas, Minnesota, Ohio, Wisconsin- but Iowa is in the top five.

2018 brings us the delicious sounding Apple Egg Roll.

The Des Moines Register describes it as: Apple Egg Rolls are two crispy egg roll wrappers filled with apples and sprinkled with cinnamon sugar and served with caramel sauce for dipping.



It beat out the pretty self-explanatory Brown Sugar Pork Belly on a Stick and the half pound Belly Up Burger.

The State Fair takes pride in that offers at least 80 things on a stick. To pick a few: Honey on a Stick, Cheddar Bacon Cheese on a Stick, Chocolate covered Key Lime Dream Bar, Coconut Mountain, Deep Fried Pineapple, Chocolate covered Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and caramel cocoa crispy crunch.

Innovation!

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2018-04-06 07:51 am

2018 Rio Grande Valley Tour- That Wall.......

Although we did not cross the border, we did get close to it. There is a community college with the most descriptive name of Texas Southmost. It also is on the grounds of what used to be Fort Brown.

Many of the buildings like the barracks are still standing and are there as historical locations.

I knew the Civil War had made its way to Texas, and that the Western part of the war (Missouri and Arkansas as well) hardly gets any mention.  Per wiki, Rip Ford occupied the fort in 1861 and was run out by Nathaniel Banks in 1863, until Ford and James Slaughter took it back in 1864, and by the end of the war, it was a location that was becoming irrelevant.  Ford won a post-Appomattox battle at Palmito Ranch, considered the last battle of the war.

Brownsville stuck out in my mind, though and I couldn't place it, though obviously the Cub Koda band stuck out.  Then I looked and remembered, one of the truly sad moments of American History, the Brownsville raid.  You can read about it, but the short version is that in 1906, a regiment of Buffalo Soldiers were garrisoned there.  A white bartender in the town was killed and the soldiers blamed.  The soldiers were in the fort all night, but evidence was planted.  A hearing was held, and the testimony of the townspeople was taken.  President Theodore Roosevelt dishonorably discharged 167of the soldiers.  It was only until the 1970s where their good names have been restored and the truth finally won out.

This was also where the first airplane was used in combat to fight Pancho Villa

It is also where the Border Wall is. Despite Trump's insistence that he is building it (and Mexico is paying for it).  There already is a wall in this area and we were able to see it.


MSNBC's picture, not mine.  But it looks a bit like this and it isn't terribly exciting. 
The 18-foot fence was built in 2009 (So under Obama) and is unforgiving in its mission.  Which means that it cuts through a family farm.

Most bizarrely, though (and it's clear from the signs still standing) it goes right through a golf course.

To steal the USA Today headline from last year, the golf course stood no course.  Indeed, the low-cost option golf course which had been owned by a small businessman for 30 years, saw his profits drop wildly when it was voted for in 2006, and put out of business altogether soon after 2011 when it became part of a turf war- his turf being one the US wanted to defend but not protect.

Much of the golf business in this area has always come from “Winter Texans,” visitors from chillier climes who would come chasing reasonably priced rounds and warmer weather. For the most part, they wanted no part of Fort Brown once the difficulties kicked in.

“It is pretty sad,” said Celso Medina, who runs Golf Headquarters, an impressive golf store in Brownsville. “It's a personal thing, (it was) one of my favorite golf courses. That's where I really learned to play the game actually.

“(It was) very affordable mostly for the average person that couldn't afford to play at a country club. It really hurt.”

Lucio gets emotional when he sees the site now. Like Medina and Prepejchal, he remembers fun nights with the guys, when dozens of players would sit and barbecue and knock back beers hours after darkness called a halt to play.

No longer. It has taken just a few years for derelict course equipment to get swallowed by nature. A large pond that once needed to be avoided by players is now dry, with the balls of so many errant shots wedged in the dried mud.

Lucio tried to disguise the fence by putting up a course sign on it, tried to make it look like an entrance and not a stark reminder of political divisions. Perception is king, though, and it didn’t have much impact.

Yet here is the puzzling thing about the course and the border and just the odd nature of the U.S. and its interactions with Mexico. You can easily get onto the course from Mexico by crossing the river. The river is less than 50 feet across in some spots, and the water is usually slow moving.

The fence is there, but there is a gap in it you can drive through. At times the border agents are there, at others they are not, either patrolling the scrubland or just off duty. At those unattended moments, anyone can just walk through and be on the streets of Brownsville within a minute or so.

As Bob Lucio moves through it, he first takes a look back, then across to the fence. He gives a deep sigh and a small shake of his head.

“I don’t get it,” he said. “I didn’t get it then, and I still don’t. I have lived here all my life, and we used to celebrate our joint history with Mexico. When I put my time into the course, it was because I thought I’d be here forever.”

 



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2018-01-27 11:16 am

2017-8 Winter of our content mini-tour: Beer

I was in Clinton County, Illinois so I saw this Stag Beer ad. (Not my pic)




Wow, okay.

I suppose this means that it's like a craft brew?  Not for beginners?  Hmmm...

Stag is the local brew.  It was a St Louis region beer and if you dig into archives you can even find Mr Magoo advertised it.

Anyway, they seem to embrace some weird irony in their ads.

If you dig deeper into the company history.  They were a big player in the St Louis beer market, and advertised with the St Louis Cardinals (and  announcer Harry Carrey) up until Busch bought the team (and subsequently renamed Sportsman Park as Busch Stadium).

The parent company Falstaff's height was in 1966, but fell afterwards, ending up being bought by Pabst until it was eventually phased out.

Stag is back but it's impact is generally these few counties where I grew up,

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2017-04-27 08:39 pm

Rubble rubble Hamburglar

My trip to Dallas gave me a chance to try a few of the contenders for the Burger Wars.

Every region is fiercely proud and Texas is fiercely proud of Whataburger.

In the Burger Wars, the generally recognized champion is Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

I loved 5 Guys from the first taste, and they have expanded quickly, so they are no longer as rare finds as they used to be.  It's hard to say that there is a better fast food hamburger anywhere and the fries are great too.  My only problem is with 5 Guys success, their prices have caught up to the demand.  I don't really want to pay 15 bucks for a hamburger and fries, and not even get a tray to carry it on.

In-N-Out is extremely popular in the Western part of the country and hasn't quite expanded to match 5 Guys in the Midwest.  That said, I did go to In-N-Out while in Dallas, and thought the hamburger was magnificent, though the Fries were only bearable when doused with salt and ketchup.

Conventional wisdom is that these two places have the country's best burgers, but Texans seem to argue WhataBurger is the best.

So I had to go, and I did, alot.  Though mostly out of convenience.  Texans seemed to have an opinion, though mostly to say that they didn't get it.

I didn't really get it either.  As someone else told me, it tastes a lot like a Sonic Burger, which is no offense to Sonic, still pretty dang good.

I did eat there a lot while in Texas since it was close, and though I will rank the burger third, I understand regional pride.



In which case, I am only writing this post because this was in the news while I was down there:

Stolen Whataburger Numbers Seized by Cops

Texans love their Whataburger — and, apparently, the tiny plastic tents that display order numbers at the iconic fast food restaurant.

Police in Cross Roads, a small town in northeast Denton County, recently recovered a “large quantity” of the order numbers that had been stolen from the local Whataburger off U.S. 380.

“We have learned that it has become a game for area teens to be removing the plastic ‘order numbers’ from the restaurant when in attendance,” the Northeast Police Department announced Saturday on Facebook, warning teens they could be cited for theft of property.

The “game” has so gotten popular, the Facebook post said, that the Police Department, at times, has more of the order numbers than Whataburger.


Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article135306099.html#storylink=cpy
So there you go

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2013-11-06 06:27 pm
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Miscellaneous Debris: Police Car of the Future

We grew up on the Batmobile. James Bond, Spy Hunter and Robocop, which means we were kind of excited when we found out Iowa police cars had been equipped with cannons.




It is not what you think it is, but the idea behind it is actually pretty clever.  Police car chases are scary things that put people in danger.  Not only do you have the reckless driver but you have a swarm of police cars in pursuit.

No, the cannon does not destroy the car a la Green Hornet or Mad max.  It shoots out a sticky GPS cannonball which allows the police to eventually locate the car smartly.

It is being tested in Iowa, Arizona, Texas and Florida and the 'cannonballs' cost $250 apiece.

It will be interesting to see what Fourth Amendment issues come from this, and some point out that planting a GPS device on a vehicle has typically meant getting a warrant.  the manufacturer says it will be okay,

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2013-02-24 09:44 am

Chicken and Waffles

You may be aware of Lay's Chips contest to create a new potato chip for the masses (and award a million dollars while doing it).

The three flavors are Cheesy garlicbread, the spicy Sriracha, and that regional favorite Chicken&Waffles.

Of course, the buzz around (and the one I have tried) is Chicken&Waffles.



So?

I will say that I didn't like it, and after a half-dozen i was done.  That opinion wasn't unanimous in the office though.

To me, it was too salty for a dessert chip and too sweet for a potato chip.  I heard Guy Fieri describe these chips as tasting like 'burned ice cream cones" and that is probably the closest description to what I thought.

I think trying to capture the flavor of these two distinct things is a bit more challenging than throwing a couple of flavors together.  The chip appears to be a mix of chicken bouillon flavor and maple syrup taste, which yes, in theory, does fulfill both sides represented.

I think the chip could have been served better by reaching more into a chicken flavor (and if not that extreme, then the other) instead of trying to meet in the middle.

In any case, while I would never buy these chips.  I would consider this a resounding success.  These chips are the most buzzed about food product that I have seen for a long time.

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2013-01-28 08:44 am
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Litigation Nation

I always meant to do a Fifty Shades of Grey post in 2012.  During the summer, I wish I had made a count of how many copies I saw.  The big booksellers often had displays in which they featured books that were 'similar'.  Friends and acquaintances often spoke of it, with those younger amazed by it, while those in their 50s and 60s often commented their was certainly better smut out there. I didn't read it of course, but the parts I did read (for science) were less explicit (and certainly less imaginative) than a Soft Cell record. 

Yet I also feel bad about saying anything bad.  It did encourage reading in adults (and I saw a lot of physical copies of actual books), and also provided a self-publishing success story.  Surely, something can be said for that.

Besides the obvious books with titles like "100 Feelings of Emotion" or something similar, there was a cottage industry based about the book.  There was the musical Spank , Fifty Shades parodies like the Fifty Shades of Chicken cook book and Fifty Shames of Earl Grey; and the tourism industry put together Fifty Shades vacation plans to cash in, with helicopter rides and $1000 bottles of champagne.

Of course, inevitably, the pr0n industry wanted in.

There's plenty of mainstream entertainment that the Adult Movie industry takes aim at, and Fifty Shades seems a natural fit.  Smash Pictures said that although they know the books were going to be filmed by Hollywood, they were going to stay true to the spirit of the book, and even lifted some verses.

Well, you can't do that.

"Beginning with the first XXX adaptation's opening scene and continuing throughout the next 2½ hours of the film, Smash Pictures copies without reservation from the unique expressive elements of the Fifty Shades trilogy, progressing through the events of Fifty Shades of Grey and into the second book, Fifty Shades Darker," the complaint continues. "The first XXX adaptation is not a parody, and it does not comment on, criticize or ridicule the originals. It is a rip-off, plain and simple." the plaintiff claims.

In more legal news (this time, a story you could discuss with your mom), Denny's was taken to court by the estate of JRR Tolkien.

While I didn't think such things worked, my friends went gaga over the Hobbit Breakfast- The menu includes such items as Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies (named for the wizard Radagast the Brown), Gandalf’s Gobble Melt, Bilbo’s Berry Smoothie, and Hobbit Hole Breakfast



This lawsuit is a little bit more (*groan*) grey than the one above.  It's based on an agreement made in 1969 with Warner Bros.

“The original contracting parties thus contemplated a limited grant of the right to sell consumer products of the type regularly merchandised at the time (such as figurines, tableware, stationery items, clothing and the like). They did not include any grant of exploitations such as electronic or digital rights, rights in media yet to be devised or other intangibles such as rights in services,


The fight, then isn't over Bilbo Baggins figures, but intangible items.  The disputed items would include ring tones, online poker games, and yes, the Gandalf Gobble Breakfast.

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2013-01-21 09:22 pm
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It'a not about The clothes you wear

I was busy this fall writing posts about the election and didn't get to everything I wanted to cover.

Specifically, I get a lot of 'spam' e-mails that deal with business and related topics like training, Human Resource issues, government regulation and diversity, among other topics.

Nothing I would typically share.

But the case of Mike Jefferies (CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch) is a little bit out of the ordinary.

I get rules for employees, whether it's that Coke employees can't be caught drinking Pepsi, or even stricter freedom-limiting guidelines like disney not allowing facial hair.

So, when Jeffries's employee rulebook for his private plane came out, it starts off normal enough.

Spritzing of A&F cologne at regular intervals isn't that weird right?

Requiring crew members to wear A&F clothing seems okay too (and that whole thing about you have to wear a coat if it under 50 degrees, well that is just being cautious).

The part about playing a theme song "Take Me Home" every time guests enter the cabin.  Well, we'd probably all mandate theme songs if we had the power.  It works for wrestlers and even for the president ("Hail to the Chief")

Then it goes into the world of Howard Hughes (towards the end of his life) or the concert riders of some of the most demanding divas.

Check it:

Cabin attendants must remove all loose advertising and inserts from the 13 specific magazines that are stocked in the aircraft's credenza, as well as the newspapers which are bought on board.

In bathrooms, eight washcloths (exactly eight) must be "tri-folded" and placed behind the vanity. Toilet paper must be left as a square and not folded.

he manual outlines a five-point instruction set for seating the pets. "When Ruby and Trouble travel, Ruby will sit opposite Michael in the cabin, in Sammy's seat," it says. "When Sammy travels, Ruby will sit in Trouble's seat."

The four models or actors who work as cabin attendants must never respond to Matthew or Michael, as the manual refers to Jeffries and Smith, (the CEO and his partner) by saying anything but a friendly "no problem." Phrases like "sure" or "just a minute" are not permitted


Good stuff, and it all came out from a lawsuit which came from Jeffries's ex-pilot (in a case in which he claims he was fired because he was too old).

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2012-10-06 02:53 pm

Born to Butter

I am vigorous defender of Iowa, and often try to reflect it here. Still, you have to be careful.

Iowa doesn't take to people calling it 'flyover country', so it's a rough week for the state.

While last year, Iowa had to suffer through Cedar Rapids, an offense that they felt that city was being singled out for ridicule.

This week sees the release of two films based in the Hawkeye State.

I admit I know very little about Janeane from Des Moines, but it is a mockumentary about the Iowa caucus. It probably won't be in a theater near you, unless you live in a place with a cool indie theater like Des Moines (see... I am defending).

Janeane fooled the Register, Politico, and even got a hug from Romney; though I gather perhaps it's more Michael Moore than Ali G or Borat.

She never abandoned the masquerade, not in Iowa. Which was occasionally frustrating. “When I was at a Santorum event, a woman told me this harrowing story about all these emergency room visits she’d been through and how she owed $20,000 and how she’s going to pay it off on an installment plan,” Ms. Wilson said. “And then she immediately says how much she hates Obamacare and how much she loves Santorum and hopes he wins. And there’s a part of me that wanted to say, ‘Are you crazy?’ ”


Then, there's the higher profile Butter with Jennifer Garner, Olivia Wilde, and Hugh Jackman. It has a political satire element, too; but takes place in an Iowan town where a young girl finds her knack for sculpting butter. Her talent puts her into competition with Garner and Ty "Phil Dunphy' Burrell.

Yes, I have been saving this story for about a month since receiving word from garbagecanmusic.



Of course, Iowans know the premise is silly.  Sure, there is a storied history of butter sculpture at the State Fair; but it's not a competition.  There's only room for one, and her services are the ones people call on when they need a Butter Mascot for their School's 100th Anniversary.

So, if Butter is American Idol, the reality is Elvis Presley.  it's not a competition, it's a singular icon.

It's not either movie though that has the real ire of angry Iowans.  Arby's is that target.

Arby's asks if you would rather have your deli turkey sliced in the back of the restaurant where you go to eat or in an Iowan manufacturing plant (which they imply about Subway)..

The answer is pretty obvious, unless your economy is supported by the local meat manufacturing plant.  For good measure, Arby's made sure the sting was historically accurate by using footage of an Eastern Iowan plant.

Arby's has re-edited the ad (and I have seen the edited version) and though it should be effective (it's a poor cousin to Pace Picante Sauce's "New York City?" ad), you would think someone would have made sure it might not offend someone before airing it.

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2012-07-03 07:06 am

For those of you about to buy wine..

I received this from a friend in the industry who I will let remain anonymous.

He gets news releases in his e-mail.

Sometimes, they are about the fact AC/DC is releasing their own wine.



Legendary rock group AC/DC has introduced its eponymous wine range to the U.S. market. Sourced from Southeast Australia and Marlborough, New Zealand, the new range features four varietals, including Back in Black Shiraz, Highway to Hell Cabernet Sauvignon, Thunderstruck Chardonnay and Hells Bells Sauvignon Blanc, with a fifth varietal, You Shook Me All Night Long Moscato, slated to follow. Currently available online at Vinport.com, the wines will also be distributed through select national, regional and local outlets-including featured Total Wine and More locations-priced at $17.99 a 750-ml. Produced by Australia's Warburn Estate, the AC/DC brand is handled in the U.S. by Connecticut-based Votto Vines Importing Inc. According to Warburn, AC/DC The Wines have sold more than 50,000 cases since initially launching in Australia last fall.
 (Shanken News Daily, 6/25/12, 1:04 PM)


Anonymous Friend says he hasn't seen the wine, doubts if it is available in the States yet, and hasn't seen it reviewed.  He did suggest that Maynard (from Tool)'s wines are good (and seem to be successful- Caduceus), and so maybe it is the time for a metal/wine connection.

He also related that folksters had a bit of a wine boom in the late 90s, but those ventures failed- Smothers Brothers Vineyards, and Jerry Garcia wine from Allied Domecq.

He suggested a great many ideas for other aging rock star types to cash in such as  Def Lepard's "Pinot-mania", and Poison "Every Rosé Has Its Thorns" blush.  I suggested Blue Oyster Cult might offer "Don't Fear the Riesling".

I also made the point that for a band that had a singer who drank himself to death, they still seem to be okay with profiting off of alcohol (Bands like The Who, the Stones and Aerosmith with long histories of alcohol abuse have also done likewise with concert support, etc., so I guess it's no big thing).

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2012-06-12 06:16 pm
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Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

Awhile back I was doing a series of posts on Des Moines-area attractions, when I received news that the franchise Twin Peaks was opening a restaurant here.

Twin Peaks, if you don't recall, is one of the newer "Breast-aurants" who take the Hooters concept, but they don't act like people go there for the food.

It is also going into a location that has been sure suicide for many restaurants who figured that their Mexican Steakhouse BBQ restaurant was going to make it there.

A couple of years ago, CNN ran a list of Top 5 worst places in the US to open a restaurant, and Des Moines made it. It wasn't this particular location (although some places re-reported incorrectly it was), but it should be noted that this location is 1) just down the street 2) covered by the same un-advertsing friendly city zoning laws and 3) has nearly as bad as a track record for restaurants staying in business. as the one mentioned in CNN's list.

It does set up the great battle to see if sex really sells. If you take the worst location around and add cleavage, will the restaurant ultimately prevail.

The answer a month in is Advantage: Twin Peaks. I saw more cars there one night driving by than I probably had combined for two years as a smoky BBQ joint. They also have a hefty lunch crowd.

How are they pulling this off?

Well, radio ads, of course; but mostly, I would attribute some access t the daily 4:00 ritual of having the scantily-clad servers hula-hoop out by the road side.

Here's a helpful picture of what a young scantily-clad hula hooping female might look like:



From my observation (and those who have been agree) the restaurant's clientele is 99.99% male.  It likely will stay that way as I am told, the servers like to have their pictures taken with the customers to give away as souvenirs.

I am also told by anyone who has been there or talked to someone who had- the food is terrible.

The ultimate question may be will the breasts be able to prevail over bad food?  It is has a buzz for being a new place with a very unique concept, but how much business will make 3rd and 4th trips back?

This weekend, I was talking to a stripper (Hey, Henry Miller and Bukowski were always hanging out with strippers.  It's like, a way literary thing to do) and she asked me if I had been.

She told me that she had gone over there to recruit some "help" to see if they would leave their Twin Peaks job for one with a little bit less memorization (Who ordered the Onion Rings?).

I didn't think to ask her if she had any success.

She did tell me that the food there was terrible. 
 
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2012-03-18 03:48 pm
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Life is alright in America

Like the Great Wall of China, the Sphinx, and the Grand Canyon, I have read stories, but was not fully prepared to experience it.

The Coke 100-Flavor machine



Created in 2009, the Coca-Cola Freestyle dispenses 125 flavors of soda.

I knew a few had hit Iowa, but I got my first taste (literally) when I walked into the local Godfather's Pizza. 

This is the kind of innovative, forward thinking decision-making that would make Herman Cain the best choice for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

100 Flavors, of course is deceiving.  One expects a rainbow of products, but at the end of the day, it is Coca-Cola and so only their products populate the machine.

Still, it's pretty amazing.  Essentially, it's the usual flavors- Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke, Sprite Zero, Mr Pibb, Coke Zero with some usual add-ins (vanilla, cherry) and some less than usual (orange, lime, raspberry, lemon).

So, I had a Raspberry Coke Zero for no other reason than I could.

I like Raspberry and it was good enough, though 12 ounces of that flavor probably covers me for life.

In any case, should 125 flavors of soda enjoyment come to town, you just have to experience it.